$49.99
You awaken with purpose
A life obstacle to leap…
To approach jungle tree line
And penetrate deep…
Wide-eyed with keen vision
The monster soon you will find…
Will it lunge in your face?!
Or attack your behind?!!!
Then overtaking your body
Animalistic you act…
As the leaves around rustle
You’re under attack…
As you breathe your last breath
You mutter, “Oh fuck”…
Your fate predetermined
MANACONDA has struck…
Tally Whackerz™ reminds you to party safely and responsibly. Do not use with excessive force. Avoid blows to the head, neck and face. Tally Whackerz™ are not a sexual product and are not intended for intercourse or internal use. Tally Whackerz™ have not been tested or approved for sexual activity and are never, under any circumstances, to be used as such.
| Weight | 3 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 28 × 4 × 4 in |
