$49.99
Spring out of your element
seek unknown high and low…
Let refraction of light
Guide you down a rainbow…
Seek no pixie nor clover
no big pot of gold…
Patience be the virtue
for your eyes to behold…
The mythical beast
you dared to go seek…
Beauty so profound
It makes your knees weak…
The rainbow unzips
a tip peers through the mist…
THE UNITCORN is upon you
Holy shit, they exist…
Tally Whackerz™ reminds you to party safely and responsibly. Do not use with excessive force. Avoid blows to the head, neck and face. Tally Whackerz™ are not a sexual product and are not intended for intercourse or internal use. Tally Whackerz™ have not been tested or approved for sexual activity and are never, under any circumstances, to be used as such.
| Weight | 3 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 27 × 4 × 4 in |
